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The Jason Manford Show

Scary Kids & Screaming Shrimp

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and Steve Edge return with your tales of the horrifying things your kids have said to you, there is a new query from the Edge & a very loud shrimp appears in Hit Me With Your Best Fact.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Jason Manford

0:04.0

Absolute Radio.

0:05.0

We're real music matters.

0:08.0

Good morning, Jason Manford and Steve Edge on absolute radio.

0:11.0

Hope you well.

0:12.0

Steve, how are you? I'm good, a bit tired, but I'm good, all good.

0:16.0

Yeah. Top tired and not tired. How tired are you?

0:19.0

Pretty tired.

0:21.0

Pretty tired. Like,. Like as tired as like a teacher at the end of term.

0:27.0

Well, it was more like a one day tiredness, you know, it's very hot over here and I was filming in a car all day I mean how long's

0:39.1

on how long's all day people don't know how long that. Oh in a filming days we film 8 or 7. So yeah, long day.

0:46.0

11 hours doesn't it? It's a long day making magic Steve.

0:49.0

Mm-hmm. I think people think it, you know, it's easy but it's long days yeah you know sometimes

0:54.8

with my gigs in the evening I could be on stage for

0:57.6

gosh 90 minutes sometimes I mean people don't appreciate it do they don't

1:01.9

understand it look I get it I get

1:03.7

being a nurse and you're stood for all that aren't you because you're a stand-up comedian

1:06.9

so you know like Dave Allen who sat down and sort of had a little rest if I'm

1:11.2

honestly you see if I've started perching on the edge.

1:13.5

Oh, I'll be okay.

1:14.5

Well, mate, 90 minutes is 90 minutes, isn't it?

1:17.3

Exactly.

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