Hello, everybody, and welcome back. Welcome back, James. And welcome back to our special guest,

Scarlett, and Offutt today to this very exciting episode of, is it just me? I'll be honest with you,

everybody. I'm Joe Elvin. That's the first bit of honesty. I don't know where that came out like

that. But I slightly feel like I might have forgotten how to do a podcast.

So let's see what happens.

But this is the podcast where we dissect all manner of trivial shit, to be quite honest with you,

and put it front and center and give it the importance it so richly deserves.

And I can't think of anybody better to do that with than the guru of our times, Ms Scarlett Moffat.

Oh, thank. Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

Can you tell them I'm a bit excited to be doing a podcast?

Yeah.

I mean, I'm just excited to see other humans.

Yeah.

Even if it's on screen.

I'm not going to lie, though.

I feel quite nervous. Like first day of school, it's been such a long time since we've done one, Joe. I feel more than rusty. So I'm a bit like, I know. And I can I just say, thank you, thank you, thank you to everybody who's emailed us and messaged us and texted me to say, when are you coming back? And the simple truth is, we've just been quite lazy.

Also, I think we've been, we're also been zoomed by everybody else.

The idea of doing another Zoom, it was one Zoom too many.

But Scarlet got us back in the game.

Yeah.

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