This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Thursday, the 26th of April.

It's so exciting. So exciting. We've been paid.

And actually, the good news is I've been quite good about things, really.

I haven't sort of gone mad and sort of gone, oh, I'm to take this money out and buy this,

because I don't need anything.

I've got all the plants. I turned out I had exactly the right amount of bags of earth

to fill all the pots up yesterday. Lynn and I spent a very happy two hours on the patio,

and I planted up. I've still got a box of plants to go, and I've got about three, four, five,

about seven more pots to fill. So easy,peasy, as they say, and that'll be

finished later on today. The news that I told you, I think about three days ago, is that Ant McPartland

will not return to TV this year. Steve Mulhern has said, you know, work is not being discussed

with him at the moment. They're just letting him do what he wants to do. I mean, it's not like he needs to worry about it.

Meanwhile, over in, over in somewhere, Florida, I think, it's, oh yes, Orlando. Scarlett, now enormous.

I mean, she's just quite clearly now just given up totally. I hope she's given the money back for that fraudulent DVD.

I mean, she bears no

resemblance to the person on the DVD at all. It's almost like it's three different people.

And so she was with a friend of hers. It doesn't look like he's going to be any problem in her

life. I can probably, because she's, she, she's, she chucked the builder in because he's a liar and all the rest of it. Did you read about Mr Collins's family?

Remember Mr Collins, the acid thrower, the father of Fern McCann Sprog? And I remember thinking

at the time, do you remember I said at the time, it's very odd that she went around the house

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