Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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It's almost Labor Day Weekend and I know what you're thinking to yourself: I need a sun-soaked, sand-covered gay resort town and I need it RIGHT NOW. Well, you're in luck. Scarlet Envy would like you to know that if you've never been to Fire Island, getting there is half the fun. What you're gonna want to do is take the Long Island Rail Road to Sayville, then a shuttle bus to a 30-minute ferry ride, and then you're going to have to walk that perky little ass because there are no cars on the island; just wooden boardwalks and shirtless hunks pulling little red wagons full of groceries, poppers, and lube. And while you're visiting, don't miss the small strip of forest lovingly known as the "Meat Rack". While there is no barbeque served at the Meat Rack, sausage is most assuredly on the menu. Happy Summering! You gotta check out the new softside luggage from Away! Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/bald to see the amazing new softside luggage that will change your life forever! To get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD FX's English Teacher premieres September 2nd on FX! Stream on Hulu! And keep an eye out for a special appearance by none other than Trixie Mattel!!! https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/english-teacher This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the suitcase that is the Salve for all that ails you.
0:04.0	Away. As my family and friends are already fully aware, I've always been a massive fan of Away luggage.
0:09.6	I used a pink one for the entirety of the Trixionkate Live Tour and not only did it make it through the tour unscathed, but out of all the luggage I had with me, it immediately became my favorite because every detail is so meticulously thought out.
0:21.6	But if you read myselfpublished treatise on the grand
0:23.9	debate between those that prefer soft side luggage over hard side, you're already
0:27.7	familiar with my slight preference for the softer side of things. Well guess what?
0:31.6	A Wei is proud to announce their first ever soft cider.
0:34.6	This suitcase is miles beyond those old school softside suitcases that have
0:38.7	flooded the market in recent years. The engineers at a way have designed this thing to be exponentially lighter than the others on the market.
0:45.0	It's a technological marvel that borders on magic and confuses my porter every time he picks me up at my stately mance and lifts it up to load it into the limo.
0:54.4	Plus, the soft side comes in four of their best-selling sizes and gorgeous colors,
0:58.7	so there's something for everyone in the lineup.
1:00.8	Two carry-on sizes, twoon sizes, and four colors.
1:04.0	Black, blue, pink and gray.
1:06.0	It's made from a ridiculously high strength nylon,
1:09.0	plus the bag is tear-resistant and weather resistant.
1:12.0	While making a five-gallon tub of my homemade
1:13.9	lemonade for a summer pool party, I spilled the entire vat on it and I can attest
1:18.2	not a drop of that sticky nectar of the gods made it into the suitcase to
1:21.9	spoil the contents within.
1:23.4	It's super durable, flexible, and expandable.
1:26.4	And here's the best part for frequent travelers.
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