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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

ScarJo Can't Play a Tree!

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8815 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Jack & Joe examine the plight of Scarlett Johansson, before Positive Sean takes a shot at washboard abs...before this mess devolves into oblivion.

Transcript

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0:00.0

When you're ready to ride Metro, we want you to know we're ready for you.

0:05.5

Here are just a few of the people at Metro to tell you how we're doing our part to keep riders safe.

0:10.5

We're cleaning like never before. We're hot-builder-grade clean.

0:14.2

You'll find hand-sanit standardized stations all over the Metro.

0:17.6

No mask, no Metro.

0:19.8

Need one, we have a few extras. At Metro, we're doing our part to keep the D.C. No mask. No Metro. Neat one. We have a few

0:21.0

extras. At Metro, we're doing our part to keep the D.C. area

0:24.6

moving. Find out more at Womata.com

0:27.0

slash doing our part.

0:30.1

Scarlett Johansson can't play a transgender?

0:33.2

One more thing.

0:35.1

Armstrong and Getty. One more thing.

0:38.2

What do you mean?

0:38.9

Like she's lacking in skill?

0:41.0

Now, so what had been predicted, more or less, on Saturday Night Live in a funny piece they did last year.

0:49.1

This was a game show, which a bunch of people were asked the questions, what role can you play?

0:54.6

The name of the game show, I think, was,

0:55.9

can you play that?

0:56.9

Can I play it?

0:57.7

Can I play that?

0:58.6

An actor or actors, what roles you can play?

1:00.4

This is what it sounded like.

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