Oh boy, do I have a story for you?

Yeah, I do. I have a story for you.

And I know what you're thinking.

Emma, a scary story?

You must be running out of podcast topic ideas. A scary story? Come on, what are we in? You know, the third grade? Coming up with

fake scary stories just to have something to talk about?

No.

No.

This is real.

This is true.

And to further back that up, I can almost promise you that I'm not going to have

another scary story to tell you for a few years because shit like this just

doesn't happen to me very often I feel like my day-to-day is very consistently not interesting. It's very rare that these

types of things happen. I've always been very curious about how story time

youtubers story time podcasters keep it going because like crazy

shit just doesn't happen every day you know what I mean so don't get used to this. This is like a rare treat for all of us.

Okay? This is a rare treat. Emma has a crazy story. What a rare treat. So, without further ado, let me walk you through something that happened to me a few days ago.

Okay, so it was a casual Monday night.

I'm in bed at around 8 p.m. very early, already did my skincare, already brushed my teeth,

already put on my PJs, fully in bed for the night, right?

But I'm not ready to go to sleep. It's too early. So you know, I'm not fully in

bed for the night.

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