This is going to be the girthiest episode.

For over 100 years, Trico has engineered and manufactured premium-wiper blades that

keeps drivers safe with maximum visibility in all driving conditions.

Trico, the future of wipers since 1917.

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don't know what that is.

But company's most premium-wiper blades, Trico silicon ceramic, are made to last three

times longer than standard blades because they resisted to UV heat, extreme cold, and

ozone-related damage.

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This composition reduces drag and friction while maintaining maximum windshield contact

to repel water and ice.

The patented quick-connect adapter system allows for quick and easy installation to any

compatible vehicle.

The silicon rubber element and ceramic coating hold up longer over time than traditional

silicon because they have been formulated to wear like natural rubber while providing

the performance benefits of silicon foam.

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Trico silicon ceramic clears the clear visibility test while traditional silicon rubber blades

can leave an annoying film on the windshield that can tear drivers visibility during night

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