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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, fuck over the local guy, it's too bad you don't have a personality, and being creative with kids. Comic of the Week: Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg Pre-Order Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:18.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.5	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:25.9	We're back.
0:27.1	We're back.
0:27.6	Did you write down where you're going to be this week?
0:29.7	Yes.
0:30.2	I'm going to be floating around Los Angeles.
0:32.2	But you know what?
0:32.9	To look forward to, I'll be in Portland, March 24th and 25th.
0:37.3	24th, I'll be at the Curious Theater for one show at 9.30 p.m.
0:40.8	Nice. Doing a door deal. Please show the fuck up.
0:43.5	Exactly. Bring a date. If you're already dating somebody, both of you bring dates.
0:48.0	And then the Sunday, I'm at Powell's bookstore reading from Dead People Suck at
0:52.9	Powell's. Which you should all have owned.
0:55.0	Yeah, bring your copy because you're-
0:57.0	Exactly.
0:57.6	Motherfuckers better about one.
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