What's up besties and welcome to this week's episode? Pillows and beer. I'm joined by Mr Craig Conover and Mr Nick Norris and we are

Sitting here chatting excited to get this show going because a couple funny things happened to me last week that involved Craig and I had an interesting weekend and Craig had a good weekend so what's up guys?

My lightning is very cold like I feel pale.

I used to be hospitalized lighting.

Very. I knew. I used to feel that way when I would sit in there and like I would wear a hat like on purpose because I was like the lighting is super harsh.

I need Shelley to come over and like show me how to adjust it and stuff.

I did just see a funny video of Paris Hilton who I continue to become bigger fan of as the time

goes on but she was holding her little baby and Paris Hilton had just got a spray tan and she was like I didn't think how it would look next to you because you're so pale to her baby because she's like you've never been in the sun ever and so it was it was

a cute little video she's like you know like not orange in a bad way but she's

orange compared to this little like white.

Right, right. You're like one of these things is not like the other. Yes. I have a

translucent child and I am.

So you are a parrotum in this scenario.

I have a baby.

I've never thought that I would take that compliment, but I'm here for it.

I mean, just watch when she speaks to Congress it's incredible she goes from her like

performative voice to a very like educated voice and it's pretty wild. Have you seen that?

Uh-uh.

She goes from like Valley Girl and then she starts to talk about what she's there to talk about

and all of a sudden it becomes like professor.

She flips the switch.

She's been in the limelight for long enough.

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