Scam-Osaurus-Wrecks

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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The Bit: WSHIT goes live to the Pecan Nut Potato Music Festival to find reporter Brian Jacobs enjoying himself...too much. The Show: Bryan's Mom stops by to discuss the local nail and hair salons, tries to find her boyfriend new grandchildren and leaves longer and longer messages on Bryan's voicemail. Bryan takes the kids to Jurassic Park the Driveway and he fixes a flat tire the best way he knows how...ask someone else to do it. This and so much more on episode #19 on The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383 LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker Follow us on Instagram Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube New episodes every Monday, Wednesday & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts! For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to WSC Chites, continuing coverage of the 50th Annual Peacannut Potato Festival
0:10.5	and Man What A Day It Is. 107 live music lacks from around the county, the best roasted
0:19.9	Peacanns anywhere in the state, and the ladies are out with their short shorts and their
0:27.2	hoop skirts. What's that? And the men too it is 2020. The men also out in their short
0:34.5	shorts. It was a style back in the 70s for a minute. I could not fit in those shorts.
0:40.2	I had what you call a rump roast. At least that's what my mother used to say. Back to the
0:46.2	coverage. Brian Jacobs is out on the scene. He's been there since 8 o'clock this morning
0:52.9	by my count 14 hours and the festivities do get ruckus around this time. Brian, can you
1:01.1	tell us what's going on? What are you seeing at the Potato Peacann Festival?
1:22.9	Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Look at that. It's starting to even look like a triple
1:46.1	rainbow. Oh my god. It's full of arms. Double rainbow all the way across the sky. Oh my god.
1:57.5	Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That does sound like fun. Doesn't it? Little let Brian
2:10.6	collect himself and get back in a moment. Save me some of whatever you're smoking, Brian.
2:17.6	We'll take a quick commercial break and be right back to the action.
2:31.7	In early 2020 the world shut down. Stores, restaurants, schools and whole
2:38.3	communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life. As the world quickly changed,
2:44.7	one man went on Facebook to get a degree in internet epidemiology. Brian, along with his lab
2:51.3	assistant, hopefully, are curing coronavirus by commenting on fake news and reposting recipes
2:57.5	of secret virus cures from a friend of a friend who works high up in government. Join Brian
3:03.8	and Holi as they discuss the world and life doing this forced interruption learning, laughing and
3:10.1	loving in this real life commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break.
3:18.0	That's Holi mom. She does the show with me. Hi Holi. Hi Mrs. Green.
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