Two, one, two, five, four, three, two, one, zero.

When I had come down the cell, I had seen this creature cross the road.

They would have ripped my lock door from my truck, extracted me from my vehicle, and there would have been a damn thing I could have done about it.

This is what this thing I got to notice in its eyes. Its eyes was real, real evil, real sinister looking. You know, look, it was giving me.

Wow!

Simon, why do you look pretty?

Jesus Christ, you better.

Sure?

Hello?

Get somebody out here.

What's going on now, sir?

Do you see a male, sir?

Yes, I'm looking right at you.

Welcome to Bigfoot Hotspot Radio, Saskatchewan Chronicles.

I'm your host, Wes, along with my brother Woody, and researcher, author and friend, Liam Jeff. Let's start the show.

Did you guys see, I know, Shannon and I were just talking about it. Well, did you see the human bait in the newspaper?

I didn't see the newspaper, but I saw it online.

Yeah, it's pretty hilarious. It says, human bait needed, volunteer position for a Bigfoot Research project this fall in Texas.

Safety, not guaranteed must have strong work ethic and some camping skills. Reward his fame.

Yeah, but you might lose your life.

I mean, yeah, fame until you're eaten.

You know, people come up with some of the most foolish things in this business. It's no wonder nobody takes the subject seriously.

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