The Starlight Lounge presents an evening with the Progressive Box.

The Moon, yeah.

That's Hugo, tickling the ivories.

He just saved by bundling home and auto with Progressive.

Gonna finally buy a ring for that gal of yours, Hugo?

Send her my condolences.

Hi-oh!

This next one's for you, too.

There's a burglar in my hearts.

Thank you.

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Black thing go from left to right, and I thought, I'm going to die out here and no one's ever going to know.

I couldn't believe what my eyeballs was showing me.

I'll never forget how evil the eyes were.

It was horrible. I mean, I've never seen nothing that evil.

It ran towards me at a rate that I, I can't even explain, turned and stared at me,

and this look of, I just want to kill you.

I want to say it was human, but it wasn't.

He was yelling at me, grab a gun, grab a gun.

I was like, for what? He said, just grab a gun.

And there's footprints all the way to the door of my house.

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