Mike has Fombe, the fear of missing McRibb.

So we cleared his calendar.

Yo, dude, backstage passes?

Nah.

Hey, babe.

This weekend?

Oh, can't do it. What up? That sounds great, but count me out. Do what you got to do. Just don't miss the return of the sandwich. The myth, the legend. The McRib. Come in to McDonald's today and get a delicious saucy McRib sandwich

made even better with the one-of-a-kind taste of Dr. Pepper, the one you crave.

At participate in McDonald's for a limited time.

Black thing go from left to right and I thought, I'm going to die out here and no one's ever going to know.

I couldn't believe what my eyeballs was showing me. I'll never forget how evil the eyes were.

It was horrible. I mean, I've never seen nothing that evil.

It ran towards me at a rate that I, I can't even explain, turned and stared at me, and this

look of, I just want to kill you.

I want to say it was human, but it wasn't.

He was yelling at me, he grabbed a gun but it wasn't. He was yelling out, me.

He grabbed a gun, grab a gun.

I was like, for what?

He said, just grab a gun.

And there's footprints all the way to the door of my house.

It had went inside my garage all the way to the door.

911, what are you reporting?

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