Hello! Hey, welcome to the E3 Podcast, finances, dumb pad, woolly, how are you doing over there? I mean, it's just a podcast. That's fantastic. Hey Matt, how are you doing? You doing good? That's great. That's fantastic.

All right, you're doing a thing? No, I'm just excited. I like you. Okay, oh, sorry. I know. Follow up. No, I'm doing a thing because I expected energy to come back at me. Okay, because the way that podcasts has worked over the years has been really great. It's happened. Yeah.

Because basically I have a very loose handle on the steering wheel of the of the chef's correct. So what happens is I kind of start the ship rolling out, but if someone just walks up and grabs it, I'm like, I'm.

All right, great. Hey, Matt, you said nothing super great is happening yet. Nothing involving new games. Let's talk about the devolver press conference. The thing that I would just burst it, the seams when I came in here to talk about.

So we watched the actual devolver thing was about 15 minutes, right? Last minute devolver thing with the head explosions was fantastic. And it was zero new game zero content.

You ladies, I would disagree. I would call that content. Lady just like of content. I just shut our fucking mouths and just buy it. Just buy it at the earliest access. You can get it. And I'm sitting there during the the final bit with you know, all that rest in the stable and I'm talk.

I have that saved on my phone. No, no, no, no, no.

For one out, Dave Lang is funny way funnier than what you just what the actual words are not that. Oh, yeah. But the photo coming up the photo. And it's saying that he died.

Two years ago. No, no. That's strike one. Now we're getting to the second impact. The other part was when they announced it. There was one clap. Yeah.

That is what made that. And also it's the Dave Lang Memorial Center. Yeah. Which didn't click my head. That was the second and third swallow. They came in hard and they didn't they didn't sandbag.

You know, I was doing the weird head thing at the end. And I'm my desk. We're talking to my buddies and we'll go. Oh, man, you know what I just you know, I know what's not going to happen. But I just want to scan our style head explode.

Yeah. Oh my god. The game is scanner style head explosion. And it was super fake. Like the fake is shit. Super bad. The bottom of her of the mannequin face was like cropped out of the face.

She had no hair because they couldn't get a wig on. Yeah, because the scanner said shot lower the head pop on the scanner's works as a ball guy. And you get just ball. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

You couldn't get a ball. So no, that's that is like with the least amount of games like our new game announcement shown in any conference. That is my best show so far.

Following that is when a lot of people tuned out because it went to what they were calling the pre pre show for E3 devolver for E3 in general.

And everything that showed up was like pretty much everything was devolver or what have you. And it was hosted by a guy named John carnage, which I now know is the director strategic marketing over at fucking twitch John carnage, which explains how they got away with everything that was on that stream. Okay.

So the confusing bit was that when I looked up the time I'm like, does this time slot run until fucking tomorrow at noon. Yes, yes, it does. It was a 12 hour stream. Yeah, hell yeah was.

So it starts off pretty awkward. Man, I know you watched up until that bit where until they're playing an arcade game that was just it was just.

Switch games that cycle at random and they had a fake phone. It was all goofy weirdness. And then then it started to come apart because they were switching to big Kaiju wrestling. That fucking Indie League for 20 minutes for full matches. Right.

And then they would come back and then they're yelling and then Johnny Moonson and goes, we're going to talk about my movie that came out in 2017. And he's screaming at them that they fucked up the trailer. And they're talking to him about what Kevin Sorbo smells like for 10 minutes.

Yeah, he has some, he has some fucking bounty hunter movie where all he does is parkour and jump off. And then, and then I hope I get his name right because I'm not super familiar with him. He's a guy from crime time. Shad gaspard.

So you say crime time. Yes, the tag team. The rest of the crowd. Because I was like, there's no way he means the tag shows up and starts touching the guests and hitting them with rackets and screaming that he's Jim Cornette. Yep. Okay.

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