Alright now we got hot mics. Oh man. Uh...

These mics are so hot. Now we got hot yo video games. Oh shit.

And then all we got to do is get over to the hot camera.

Yeah, so hot. I think that's hot. And I think that's hot. Everything's hot.

Oh my god. Man, I am a fucking... I'm looking at myself in the reflection and once again

I'm a fucking blinding son of a Q-tip. That is correct. But that's not just because of your

reflection, sir. Hold that thought. It might be getting a little bit darker on this podcast.

What I was coming by, you know what I was thinking of? I was like, this is the podcast equivalent

of the gay porn that's like poor little white boy. Hold that thought. Save your browser's

logos and we're like rubbing our hands together. Alright, alright, alright. Let's do a sync test,

guys. We got to get a sync test going. Alright, alright. So you guys count down from five

and I'll join you and then we'll be rolling. Alright. Do you want to do a booty clap?

Yeah, no, alright. I'm going to snap my fingers. I'm going to clap my booty. Alright, ready for this.

Go for it. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Sync. And we're rolling. That's hip-hop. That's real hip-hop.

That's how you sync in the hood. Hey guys, I was just going to ask you this. I love it already.

I was just going to ask, will you this off mic but I figured I'll save it for the podcast so I can get more opinions.

Do you guys ever have this like morbid fear? So you're walking down the street and everything's normal, right?

And then you see a guy and he's normal but kind of shifty looking, right? And in your mind, you think,

what if that guy just pulled out a syringe filled with disease and just stabbed me right here on the street?

Could I stop him? I don't think that's that's the comment that all the time. Every time I take an escalator,

I think about that because I'm kind of trapped in between people. Somebody could run up to me and just stab me.

Listen, listen, listen, I'm going to use my street to play. That fucking terrified me. Listen, I'm going to.

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