We're hot. We're hot. So we need to go box the timbups right now. That's correct. Donuts aren't really cakes. They're not really. They're not. No one's gonna know. It's not much. Well, that's like a muffin. They're not literally cakes. They're not literally cakes. They have a kind of similar ingredient.

But like as much as I would defend a muffin from being a cake, I would throw the doughnut straight the fuck under the bus. They're not really cakes at all. But humans make as many

excuses as they can to eat cakes at all time and say that they're not cakes. Absolutely. Pancakes, crepes. Yep. That's a kind of cake.

They're not cakes. Which are doughnut holes for you. Which is a cake. Right now doughnuts muffins like this morning, this morning, I had a maple bagel as described previously on the podcast. It's basically a cake. And it's the best. You know,

Fred. It's a bagel cream cheese with cinnamon and maple and it's just heaven. The discovery of the term sweet bread by Liam during near LP was like an inflection point for my hatred of pastry. Yeah.

Man, it's sweet bread is a term invented to sidestep the issue, but it only makes the issue worse. You know, it was naming those things with high. You know how hard mother fuckers are trying to get to the point where you can have delicious things at all times of the day.

In a properly. Japan have apparently has just discovered that eating ice cream makes you more responsive. If you have it for breakfast in the morning.

And yeah, because you're on sugar, dumb. No, they try and they're trying to isolate it's not just the sugar rush. It's not just the temperature because they because they they did they did similar tests with sugary things and with cold water.

And they're trying to put pin down exactly what it is. This but something about ice cream in the morning. This makes you alert. This is just a ploy by the Japanese government. Okay, follow me here.

Teach I got you teach the kids to eat ice cream in the morning. Okay, okay, children and therefore teenagers and young adults acquire a significantly higher body fat percentage.

Cut. Okay. Yep. Great. Japanese women become slightly curvy or as a result. Okay. Birth problem solved. Done. All right. Okay. That takes too long.

That's a really long winded way and a really long winding path to get to something that I don't think they should they should just pay people.

I mean, there's no busy making sex robots. Yeah, like or even and even like even their sex robots like they're still working out the kinks. Yeah, they're also busy doing other things.

Yeah, literally, literally seconds before we went live. Uh, uh, I got this tweet and I saw this headline and this is brilliant. And I think I just need to break this right now right here.

This is general world news. This is world news. World news. Japan space world apologizes for freezing 5000 fish in a skating rink. Amazing.

And here. Oh my God. It looks like it was on purpose. So, so that is a horrific photo of of a fish half out of the rink frozen mid screen. Awesome.

Oh boy. Okay. So, so here we have a story where a Japanese theme park has frozen 5000 sea creatures, including fish and crabs and shellfish and other things and horrified everybody.

This rink. Wow. They also put on an official Facebook picture with some caption saying I'm drowning and suffocating. That's awesome. Okay. This is pretty metal.

Then they had to release an official statement saying they were shocked to hear the reaction. Really? Really? As people were horrified.

I mean, I'm no, I'm all but really, I'm no like bleeding heart for fucking fish and crabs and shit, but Jesus Christ.

We were so could have been like a company apologizes for freezing 5000 Shiba Inus into a fucking pool. Yeah, the doge we never let that happen.

So we decided we're sorry for the project and decided to close the rink on that night, right? Wow. So one day only.

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