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Go back, you're making your greatest eye-pappy. Let's go. I want to hear it.

Eye-pup-ee.

Not bad, not bad. A little bit of attention missing from Will Smith's song by Will.

Oh, well.

It was pretty sexual. It's not going to be perfect. Hey, I'm at half-chop. It's okay. You guys want me to start off with a great Miami story. Really, really quick.

Is that I was in a bargain bin looking at games at like this gigantic swap meet. A swap meet that had about the fifth biggest American flag I ever saw.

I was like 50 feet wide. Anyway, I'm digging in this bin and I'm looking through PS2 Xbox games. And then just in the middle of one of these, like, sort of bins, there was just a machete lodged in the wood of the bin.

And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, is this for sale? I think it was like, you know, when you have little dividers that say, like, you know, this is where this section starts. They didn't have any. So just machetes.

Just put a machete. Yeah, no, it made me feel really good. And you think beyond the machete, eight for sale.

Yeah, that's how you know you're buying some quality games that most likely are totally not scratched. It's good stuff so far.

I want to see like the machete with like a bunch of discs upside down, like right up against the blade. Yeah, I'll just buy a game. Yeah.

All right. What is up? What is up? We are at episode 85 of the podcast.

It's eligible for some kind of old person. Yeah, no, we're good for the fucking seniors, Miele Denys or whatever. Isn't that 65? Probably.

Most of the time, 85 is like, good job on being alive. You're over 50. You get a free pass. You're on out. You can steal all the batteries. You won't eat this food that will finish you off.

You can have one last really good piece of red meat and then you're done. You know, at the point where like, I don't know if you've had this, but I have like I remember a friend was talking about.

His dad was like, okay, look, I know I don't have much longer left. I know my heart's kind of shit, but I just want to enjoy steak, man. Can you not take that away from me?

No, I'd add smart. He actually cut back all sorts of things. He did after his like 15 heart attacks. That's about the right time.

Yeah, he got smoking and he got the pacemaker and he's like, you know what? But if you choose, if you choose queer, if you think your quality of life will greatly decrease by not having steak, I can understand that.

You know what decreases your quality of life? Death? Yeah.

That being said, like food here, it's worth dying. I've been, I think I told either you or Liam, like in a message that I had probably the best barbecue of my life here.

Yeah, you messaged me. Yeah, like see, see now that ain't no yucky meek who barbecue, but I'm curious.

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