So we're at dinner right and then Stanford says hey can you imagine what

things off the table do you think I've stolen can you tell and I'm like and I

look at his jacket pocket and he's got three like big like Sultan Pepper Shakers

so I go Sultan Pepper Shakers oh fuck you got me man and I'm like okay and he

puts it down he goes but guess what I stole more salt packets sugar all this

shit look I have a silverware mother fucker and then we we we we we John

tried everyone's trying to go through all the money and then pay for the meal

we generously gifts the really nice servers that hold on and this is after this is

after a lot of drinks after a lot of drinks and Stanford kissing a man hard on

the mouth to get into the fan the fan was around any kind of hung around a

little bit so he's like all right man you need to go to bed here you go

way and he's like the guy the only one that saw yeah no one noticed it until we

started laughing he took the man and said to me yeah he was like he had star he

was like dizzy he was a this is I didn't think this is what I was I was totally

what I wanted amazing and he's like he's like that's how you take care of a man

I'm like you do it we're walking out of the restaurant we're like a block away

then Stabberg goes do you think they'll miss me and pulls out two old mother

hand fists of silverware like good silverware in nice velveteen napkins and and I

just started going why did you say there's no but I'm not a glutton man because

you can you don't even need these do you know how much fucking food you can

eat with your hands almost all of it they're not gonna miss this whatever man

and then it look most classic of like movie movies of people going to clubs

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