So Matt, just to be clear, yes, you're not saying that the interview is a work.

Oh man, we're not right in here.

You're not actually because for a minute it sounded like you were saying it was a work.

It's not sitting in the room and within 10 minutes he's like, okay, so there's evidence

that points to the entire interview being a work.

I need to clarify this.

For those that don't know, the movie, the interview being a work is like, that's all a big

scam to just get a new revenue stream from online movies day and day.

But no, I'm not saying it's true.

I'm excited at the prospect of it maybe being true.

Okay.

Because everything in the world being a work is awesome.

I love being lied to all the time.

Okay, I can get behind this.

If everything were a work, because that would mean Obama got in on this, that would mean

like, honestly, the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2.

Yeah, yeah, unbelievable.

Especially if it was all the digital incarnations of those people.

Like, Obama never actually spoke.

It was just a meme.

Oh, that'd be so good.

I have to go and send you the interview for the people that have seen it.

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