So where are you right now Pat? Where in the world is Pat San Diego?

The world is little Pat.

Smaller.

Nice.

Good one.

Great.

Amazing.

That's real smooth.

I wish I had known in Japan or shoehorned the syllables into the song with the words.

How's it going?

Where I am is the beautiful downtown Sheraton in Hiroshima, Japan.

I did not in fact end up going to Tokyo. I was given a much more interesting and better location to go visit in the vicinity of Hiroshima.

Okay. So no geek shopping for you.

No. No. No. I did plenty of geek shopping at Yodobashi, but that's a different topic for later on.

A different day.

Well, no. No. I just mean I have a list, man. I have a list in front of me of stuff I did.

Because I remember, like I don't remember what I do. Right.

So I figured I would write it down and make a list.

Always good.

So you want me to hit this list or what?

Sure. You have a list. There's the order of the list.

Is it like a pre-recorded message that you did?

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