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Castle Super Beast

SBFC 058: Tears are the only Lubrication

Castle Super Beast

Woolie

Xbox, Woolie, Games, Steam, Thesw1tcher, Ps3, Anime, Videogames, Comedy, Pat, Video Games, Leisure

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2014

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

I'm not gonna lie to ya, we ramble about our weeks for the first like hour and a half, you guys. But don't worry, then it's all Minecraft straight to the end.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm not excited not to buy it. I've got multiple copies though. Why wouldn't you buy Vax? Because I figured he had multiple copies of it. Never played it.

0:23.4

I just want to point out that the the be all and all of that kind of ad was the fucking spy fiction ad that was making fun of

0:30.3

Smother Cell and Snake Eater and by sweary where a snake is just a crazy old man eating snakes.

0:38.3

Yeah, and Sam Fisher had to pass the single

0:40.9

Yeah, yeah, and then the spy fiction night literally clicks back his hair and then does goes invisible and does all sorts of confusion.

0:48.8

It's like spy fiction. That was and then I had like three seconds. No remember when he used as the basis for that clone game of clone show.

0:57.5

Right. Yeah, no, there was that there was the clay fighter back in the day that had like Ryu and a dumpster.

1:06.0

Yeah, and and back Mr. Frosty was stepping over the boss to come back and video game. Yeah, well, no, I think the best one ever is Sega Decentreau saves like Sega's building from Sony.

1:17.0

Of course, we are terrorists and are going to blow up Sega. Sega does what an intent don't.

1:22.4

Oh, I missed the scream ads. I unironically.

1:26.2

What is that?

1:27.0

I'm just much slinging in video games. That's what it was.

1:31.0

I know it sucks the PlayStation. Oh, they're so jealous that they're going to murder our office and everyone is just the office though.

1:39.3

They think they can get away with it, but if you give us your money to buy our products, we can defend ourselves.

1:45.3

Although technically Sega Decentreau was killing children for not playing Sega console.

1:49.7

No, we just beat them up. You just beat them up.

1:51.8

But they exploded when he judo threw them.

1:53.8

No, okay. Well, no, that was a different judo guy.

1:56.6

Maybe a sense share was more of a here would have killed even more children to allow the June cast to keep living.

2:01.7

Oh, it's powered by the blood of it. It's it's thinking. It's thinking about how sad it is and how it's dead.

2:10.5

Once the last time you went back and watched that PS9 ad, like a month ago.

2:15.8

Yeah, I just keep going back to every two months for the rest of your life.

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