SBFC 041: This Ain't your Grandpa's Sex Toy

Castle Super Beast

Woolie

Comedy, Video Games, Leisure

4.9 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2014

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Summary

This week we give our final thoughts on the Godzilla movie, and cover the recent swarm of controversy surrounding Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo. Also, Pat spends a bunch of time telling everyone about a creepy sex toy.

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0:00.0	Today's episode of the Super Best Friend Cast is brought to you by Hulu Plus.
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1:10.0	Let's get to that. You just you ring it out and then you ring it out and you drink it
1:14.2	against it. You don't run out. Yeah, sorry. I have books to talk to you.
1:18.4	Sorry. There's an old SNL one of those fake commercials where it's like a oops I
1:23.4	crap my pants for seniors. Yeah. And it's like hey Martha let me show you.
1:28.1	This is a no-match in this picture of lemonade is a gallon of your feces.
1:32.4	And in slow motion you see all the lemonade with like slices of fruit
1:37.0	swatching around. Like just like churning and foaming like wow this holds a lot of
1:44.3	dome. Yeah. Oh damn it. SNL ads. Oh damn it. The fucking taco one is a meek of one.
1:52.3	Yeah. That's our back in the day the one hundred each shit one. Yeah.
1:55.9	That's that's the bumper sticker that people have. Yeah. What happens?
1:58.5	You actually call it and we will feral and his family are like like really? Wow.
2:02.5	Okay so what you can do is you can eat it just eat a nice and then a
2:08.1	custom will follow is like that. Fettied. Okay. Big brown. Really? Okay.
2:13.7	I'm not sure that one that's gonna help me find my way in the oh why would you
2:17.2	say that? Yeah. That's our golf form. Like Nerf crotch bats. Yeah.
2:23.3	It was like it was Chris Parley and like Adam Seller just whacking each other
2:28.2	the day. That was it. That was the product. Oh um crying baby Jesus like Christmas
2:34.5	coming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:42.4	And then you see like we'll feral slowly tearing pieces of paper off this
2:47.2	Christmas thing just like it is seizure because they can't turn off the
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