You can't criticize other people's turn-ons. You have no ideas. No! We just go, hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Shut your fucking mouth, okay? Shut the fuck up! I know you were already recording this.

Clearly. Very clear. Let's not talk about this. We're not going to intro the episode with Dick's Punch.

I want to talk about the time you got punched in the dick. I've been punched in the dick many times in my life.

How many times were voluntary? Voluntary? Zero. He just followed the advice to encouraged. Encouraged. Zero. Encouraged. Zero. Okay. No. No. I can't see your parents tight on it right now. No. We can't arrange this. This isn't that type of show. Because we're being sponsored by DickBunches.com.

It's sponsored by DickBunches.com next week. DickBunches.com slash super. Okay. I'm going to, I have to, don't go to that. That's not real. Not responsible for you typing in URLs involving words dick and or puncher. No, it can't be good.

It can't be good. It's big in a bad, like, like, websites like, can you see that? That browser is just going to pick up CM Punk?

Yeah! Like, it's a real story. Brasers, like, CM Punk, join up. Work for us. You're, come work for us. Who is that? I just didn't eat around? Just be around. Just eat the browser.

He's just going to stand in the background. Be a spritzer. No! Still cut promos about how they won't push certain porn stars.

That'd be awesome. He's going to start a real revolution in the whole industry. It was called, like, the go to sleep. So it's perfect. Totally, man.

Pick up porn stars and drop in them and do it a crazy knee. Yeah, exactly. How do we get it? Do they any straight edge?

Porn is not. No, it's not. It's not a pro series. It's in your body. Yeah, that's what I want to.

Brasers is super fast. There's, like, great enough cocaine just floating through the air. Yeah.

As long as he doesn't partake. As long as he wears a gas mask, he'll be part of it.

That, like, you die. Well, if he's going to wear a gas mask, then why would he even be in the video? That would be his gimmick.

Just put anybody in a gas mask. We got this convincing CM Punk look away. He just has to wear this gas mask all the time. Yeah, cover his whole face.

Yeah, he's so good. Recognize the tattoo. Don't mind the Pepsi and the cobra tattoo. Yeah.

Dick Puncher's volume 16, presented by CM Punk. Yeah.

Snoop Dogg had a lot of points, so why not? He did. He did, didn't he?

Yeah. And then he went to Jamaica and was reincarnated as a lion by the scorpion death.

Yeah, isn't he now not snoop lying anymore? Wait, what? Didn't he go back to being Snoop Dogg?

Well, I think, I think he's got the cross-tacken. I think you've seen old stuff where they still use his name.

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