SBFC 025: Smegmaman is the Worst
Castle Super Beast
Woolie
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2014
⏱️ 173 minutes
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Summary
We're talking botches and no-sells this week, since we all watched the Royal Rumble! Also going on: Shadows of Mordor, Kickstarter, Micheal Pachter, and Russian ghost ships piloted by diseased cannibal rats!
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| 0:00.0 | So you guys are aware that |
| 0:29.9 | Currently, there's a Russian ghost chip piloted by |
| 0:37.1 | Yes, I did know this boy, and it's gonna smash it on the UK. It is a crash course |
| 0:45.3 | To the whale you guys are late on this. What the fuck is going on? No |
| 0:49.7 | You're late on this a little bit now. It's confirmed that no one knows where the ship |
| 0:55.9 | Gone from all radars |
| 0:58.8 | And of course the most important part of the thing about that is that it has not sunk |
| 1:03.2 | Because if it had sunk then the the homie beacon the triggers would the fucking ship sings would have gone off |
| 1:08.9 | So they know it's still floating around somewhere. Yeah, yeah |
| 1:12.9 | But because it was like I ran into the UK were both concerned |
| 1:16.8 | This might crash and put radioactive rats on our shores. Right now. It's gone. No one knows where it is |
| 1:22.0 | So anyone's shores dude if the cafe is not on this ship |
| 1:26.5 | I don't know. I don't care. I don't know fucking plague bomb. Just wandering the Atlantic Ocean |
| 1:32.8 | The best part is is how they're being the ship is being piloted by |
| 1:38.2 | This kind of a rats. I don't think they're piling |
| 1:40.4 | I don't hear a comment during this. I don't think that's what's happening. They've all stacked up into a human |
| 1:46.4 | If the leech isn't around zero |
| 1:48.8 | It goes loose enough the cannibal rats are all gonna eat each other to death. That's right. They're |
| 1:53.4 | Which is they oh, that's why they're disease. They've been eating each other for the last |
| 1:57.3 | How long do you know how to get rid of rats on the island? You make them eat those shells |
| 2:02.5 | I said this story to plague and plague was like this is the best thing you've ever sent me |
| 2:07.5 | He's like this is so relevant to my interest |
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