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Dear diary, it is I, Mr. Marjorit.

As you know, that's how I start all my diary entries.

Diary?

You know that I am not one too.

Admit my mistakes normally, but I must confess to being an error.

No, no worse. I must confess to having acted out of hubris, out of foolish pride,

to making decisions that did not reflect the better angels of my nature,

and worse, that it put people I care about in danger.

For instance, when I released my robot sharks into the Butterman secret hideout earlier today,

I never stopped even for a second to ask myself how that would make the Butterman feel.

It's quite obvious from his reaction that the answer is not good.

And when I fired my prototype moon laser on the Butterman's new Butter refinery on a secret island off the coast of Argentina,

earlier this week, it never occurred to me how that would affect all the licensed scrimselers going about their daily business in that refinery.

The jury is still out on that one though, as we haven't heard a peep from them.

So perhaps I can forgive myself for that.

But now, thanks to extensive work on myself through Better Helps Online Therapy,

I am changing my behavior for the better.

You will be so proud of me, Diary, when you see that the mind control device that I am building to brainwash the entire Earth's population

into being margarine obsessed drones has been paused,

until I can add a setting that would also ensure that they are happy.

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