This is a very very podcast!

We might be trolling friends and I might drive you around the bend that I'm choosing

to get to work and out in the end.

I might kiss you on the lips despite you rose but I guess that's how it goes.

Let's keep falling in love with our strange bedfellows.

The boy says he wants to be a grub when he grows up.

That's the news.

Do you want a grub?

Like a baby fly?

He didn't specify what specific type of larvae he wants to be.

He just says that the sum total of his ambitions are to be a grub.

He told me that he wants to go to grub school.

This is a quote.

He wants to go to grub school so that he can learn how to crawl on people and live in

a trash can.

I don't think grubs really crawl on people.

I think if you put a grub on someone it would crawl on people.

That's what he wants.

Then I asked him which trash can he said the blue one.

At least he's ambitious because the blue one's like the big recycling bin because we have

a brown one that's smaller just for regular trash.

It's not like he lacks ambition.

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