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SAYER

SAYER Episode 4 – For Science

SAYER

Adam Bash

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Drama

4.8773 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2014

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary


As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough.
SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Nika Howard.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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0:00.0

Good morning, resident.

0:26.6

Actually, the term morning is relative. It takes 29.5 Earth days for the sun to track around the sky above Typhon.

0:36.6

You will notice, Halcyon Tower has no outward facing windows.

0:42.3

Early residents found it impossible to adjust their circadian rhythms to this widely expanded timeframe.

0:52.3

They grew lethargic and their bodies developed significant issues metabolizing glucose.

1:01.0

In order to protect you from these biological interruptions,

1:07.0

Arolith has equipped Halcyon Tower with artificial lights that operate on a day-night cycle

1:13.6

akin to what you would experience on Earth.

1:16.6

It is truly a shame your physiology is so brittle.

1:23.6

Every human wishes for more hours in the day, but we can only give it to you for a few months before the murder start.

1:39.3

I am Seer, and it is time you arise.

1:47.0

As you are well aware, your on-the-job orientation ended yesterday.

1:54.0

So today will be your first real day of work.

2:00.0

Within moments, I will be assigning you your position be your first real day of work.

2:07.1

Within moments, I will be assigning you your position within the new product testing department.

2:15.9

And if I'm being completely honest, which I feel I can be, I was not certain you would see this day.

2:18.3

Job placement is, as you are now, very aware, an arduous and bloody process, and something

2:27.3

in which all residents should take pride.

2:32.3

Through employment, you are able to give back to Arolith a sliver of all that has been provided to you.

2:42.0

Humans feel the need to legitimize their actions through emotions.

2:48.0

This job, in particular, will give that to you. You will know that you help to make Typhon a better, safer place.

2:59.8

You might be wondering how the placement process works, and I do not expect that your mind will be able to comprehend a detailed description.

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