Greetings, Resident Baxley, identification number 44094.

I am Sear.

And you have been removed from the infirmary and brought here today in response to your actions on Floor 59.

You are here to receive accolades for your...

bravery.

This is, in some ways, a celebration.

Since your actions caused you to miss falafel night,

kitchen staff has been kind enough to prepare

something for you outside of designated meal time.

It is not, in fact, falafel, but they are a creative group, and I imagine whatever they have

prepared for you will be just as special.

Rest assured the kitchen staff on floor 59 have received significant re-education

on the subject of fire safety.

Kitchen fires start so easily, resident. Please sit and, as they say, dig in.

Congratulations are in order, resident.

This will reflect positively on your upcoming quarterly evaluation.

The award for uncommon heedlessness

is likely not something of which you've heard. Aarleth is not in the business of handing out

awards regularly, for reasons I hope will become clear to you very soon. Residents are expected to do as they are told. This is, in the end,

all that Aerolyth asks. Efficient employees, equipped with a base level of amicability,

so that they might work well with their fellow residents.

As the idiom says, like a well-oiled machine,

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