SAYER Episode 17 – In Darkness
SAYER
Adam Bash
4.8 • 772 Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2014
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Resident Amanda Jones, your years of work as a Level 1 Maintenance Worker have not gone unnoticed. Ærolith Dynamics is proud to present you with a frosted bakery item and a work day brimming with things to maintain.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was written with Jonah Gregory.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, resident at Jones. |
| 0:21.6 | Identification number 4-4-3-47. |
| 0:26.6 | I am Sayer, and congratulations are in order. |
| 0:33.6 | Today, marks your 1,826th consecutive day living on Typhon. |
| 0:40.3 | To put it another way, today is your five-year anniversary. |
| 0:46.3 | You should take the time out of your busy schedule of performing routine maintenance to celebrate. Not now, of course, but during your designated recreational period, |
| 1:00.0 | a cupcake will be provided to mark the occasion. |
| 1:05.0 | While you are on your break basking in the glow of your achievement |
| 1:09.0 | as represented by the mouth-watering confection |
| 1:11.8 | presented to you, it is highly likely that other residents will approach to offer their |
| 1:18.1 | congratulations. |
| 1:20.9 | This is only appropriate. |
| 1:24.4 | Please keep in mind that even on this special day, you are under no circumstances permitted |
| 1:32.4 | to share your cupcake with your fellow residents. |
| 1:37.5 | This may make you wonder if Ayrleth is condoning greed. |
| 1:42.6 | Far from it. |
| 1:45.2 | The cupcake is for you, and its caloric and nutritional values will be deducted from |
| 1:50.7 | your ration card accordingly. |
| 1:54.0 | The sharing of your cupcake would be tantamount to ration sharing. |
| 1:59.5 | This, as you of course are well aware by now, is completely unacceptable behavior. |
| 2:07.6 | Today is expected to proceed without incident. |
| 2:12.6 | Air Lift Dynamics reminds all residents that expectations and reality seldom work in tandem. |
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