SAYER Episode 12 – To Ashes
SAYER
Adam Bash
4.8 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2014
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection have granted you first look at a marvelous future, as you stand on the threshold of unimaginable technological progress.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the song Androids Always Escape (Chris Zabriskie) / CC BY 4.0 which has been truncated and had the tempo accelerated.
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| 0:00.0 | Mid-level alert |
| 0:20.0 | All residents who, during any part of their normal working day, regularly visit floor 36, are hereby notified not to use elevator transportation until elevator AI protocols can be rerouted. |
| 0:35.6 | Due to a recent, unexpected industrial accident, floor 36 is, on a purely |
| 0:43.9 | aesthetic level, missing. Should an elevator follow its standard programming and follow |
| 0:51.6 | through with a regularly scheduled arrival on floor 36. |
| 0:56.0 | Our expert scientists anticipate you would be lost as well. |
| 1:05.0 | Resident, welcome again to floor 204. |
| 1:10.0 | Once again, let me assure you that despite electromagnetic activity interrupting power, your workstation |
| 1:18.5 | is fully functional. |
| 1:20.7 | You need not fear an incident like the one on floor 36. |
| 1:26.3 | I am Sayer and nothing about floor 36. I am Sayer, and nothing about Floor 36 should concern you on account of its complete |
| 1:33.8 | lack of existence. |
| 1:36.3 | Besides, when things slide out through the veil of reality, the cleanup process is exceptionally |
| 1:43.3 | easy. |
| 1:47.0 | I detect accelerated heartbeat and significant sweating. |
| 1:52.0 | I take that to mean you've read up on today's activities in your datapad. |
| 1:57.0 | Well done. |
| 1:59.0 | You are right to be apprehensive about hurling your consciousness even further, |
| 2:04.6 | but you need not fear any unexpected industrial accidents. |
| 2:09.6 | The worse you need fear is total separation from your body. |
| 2:14.6 | If you were completely crushed, your mind would not even acknowledge it. |
| 2:21.5 | Today, I will ask you once again to please refrain from sleeping. HR and medical personnel have |
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