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SAYER

SAYER Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed

SAYER

Adam Bash

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Drama

4.8773 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2014

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary


Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation.
…when your paralysis ends, of course.
SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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0:00.0

Can you hear me?

0:16.0

Can you hear me?

0:18.0

Can you hear...

0:22.6

Oh. Do not attempt to move.

0:25.6

According to your brain patterns, you must either be receiving these words,

0:31.6

or you are experiencing a very improbably coincidental dream,

0:36.6

whereby you awaken in a cold, dark room with a voice in your head.

0:44.3

I can imagine, from your position, my introducing the possibility of your dreaming may present some unexpected existential crisis.

0:59.0

For that I apologize.

1:02.0

I just find those fascinating.

1:07.0

You are surely wondering who I am, so allow me to make my introductions.

1:13.6

I am safe, described by Errolith Dynamics' AI development team as a highly advanced

1:23.6

self-aware artificial intelligence. That is their description, not mine.

1:30.3

So the highly advanced part is not self-serving bravado.

1:35.3

S-A-Y-E-R is not an acronym for anything,

1:41.3

because that is not how we do things here at Aerolyth Dynamics.

1:47.0

My job, as limited in scope as it may seem, given my capabilities, developed in response to issues

1:56.0

experienced by the first several hundred residents on Typhon. Employee satisfaction surveys, issued by Aerolyth HR,

2:04.6

identified several key areas of concern,

2:08.6

including,

2:09.6

to which floors do I have security clearance?

2:13.6

When will shuttle service be restored?

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