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Joel Osteen Podcast

Say So

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Say So

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel.

0:01.4

On Wednesdays, we bring you the best of.

0:03.6

I hope you enjoy the podcast.

0:05.4

[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

0:13.9

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17.9

Well, God bless you.

0:19.9

It's always a joy to come into your homes.

0:22.2

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by

0:25.3

and be a part of one of our services.

0:27.3

These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood.

0:31.2

We'd love to have you.

0:32.6

But thanks for tuning in today.

0:34.6

And thank you again for coming out.

0:36.6

I like to start with something funny.

0:38.6

I heard about this new police recruit.

0:41.3

He was taking his final exam.

0:43.7

He was in front of this large classroom.

0:46.3

The sergeant asked him, what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?

0:52.7

Without missing a beat, he said, call for backup.

0:55.4

Say it like you mean it.

0:58.4

This is my Bible.

1:00.0

I am what it says I am.

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