Say It Like You Meme It

Miss Me?

BBC

Comedy, Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens discuss memes, what makes them laugh, Christmas cards and trigger warnings.

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts.
0:07.3	Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.
0:09.3	Twice a week, Wayne Rooney, Kayeard and me, Kelly Somers,
0:12.4	break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond.
0:15.5	Coming to the Premier League, he's shown one called Play, he isn't.
0:18.2	He's been probably the sound of the season.
0:19.6	Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career.
0:23.7	I had two seasons when I played as the number nine and scored 34 goals in both the seasons.
0:28.1	But I was bored.
0:30.3	Wayne Rooney Show.
0:31.5	It's what everybody's talking about.
0:33.8	Watch an eye player, listen on sounds.
0:37.1	The following episode contains strong language, adult themes,
0:40.2	themes of a sexual nature and period pain.
0:44.2	And PMS.
0:49.2	It's the PMS episode.
0:51.3	There's a PMS.
0:52.1	That's not a trigger warning.
0:52.9	That's an invitation.
0:53.8	Women are like,
0:54.3	oh,
0:54.4	I'm listening to this.
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