So, guys, Derek, more plates more dates.com.

Today we are going to be talking about perhaps the worst pre-workout I've ever seen from Beachbody.

So this has the flare pre-workout dissection.

Apparently that is now a subtopic on the subreddit, which is cool to see.

And we're at 36.2,000 people dry scooping creatine. Fucking awesome. 440 or popping

Tricastroen right on. Um, shit's growing quick. Deable only gangster. I know Derek won't like it.

Beta Aleney. It should be called slightly itchy energy. If it had more magnesium citrate, it'd be

slightly itchy but holeole blaster, because

you know, MC shits and all. Derek will butt fuck this brain workout. It's like they saw Derek review

Ma Energy and decide to make an itchy butthole version just to piss him off. It's $50,

by the way, 40 servings of a 6 gram scoop. What isn't Mac?

Magnesium citrate and laxative?

Like, I know it's a tiny dose, but still.

Also, I like their allergen statement.

I'm allergic to milk, egg, shellfish, tree nuts, and wheat,

so I'm spared from ever having to try this.

At least the abdominal cramping and constipation

would be counteracted by the magnesium citrate. The joint pain will be performance unenhancing though.

All right.

So let's open up their website here.

We're on the homepage.

Reach your peak in 13 weeks with a dimensionally fucking perfect specimen of a human doing a hammer curl up to 65% off.

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