Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We've pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a mayoral tour of Miss Kite and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. Sydney, welcome to the program. Thank you.

It's been a long time since I've welcomed you to the show, so I want to make sure you knew you were still welcome.

I mean, I do feel like I'm welcome because I kind of, I mean, to be fair, it's kind of my show more than yours.

I reached out to some other doctors to see if there's just any sort of interest and just know that you have.

Other kinds of doctors like Dr. feel good. You know, that guy, he's probably got some stories. Love the chat.

Dr. Oz.

I think I should start reaching out to some other people who know absolutely nothing about medicine and see if they want to.

Good luck finding a them that knows little about medicine. You'll never find that. So what are we doing this week, Sid?

Well, Justin, I thought it was about time for us to do another question and answer episode.

Oh, fantastic. I love, I think these are public. You know what I would like with the public service. That's what I think these are a service we do.

Well, I think they're fun ads in the middle and and let me say as always, these are not meant to be medical advice episodes.

My dad already said that right. Well, I just like to clarify because we're saying it's a question and answer episode.

Right. These are more kind of your wacky medical slash science questions.

Just out of interest, common interest, not anything you should act on.

No, no, as always, if you are seeking true medical advice because of a problem you're having, please go see your physician.

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