Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello dear friends. Welcome to Saubones, Manlter of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. Why did you change the intonation and you added the dear friends?

Because I was eating a bowl, a sort of protein bowl with chicken and rice and beans, and it was spicy.

And it's doing things to my mouth as a professional broadcaster I should be above. But as a human being I'm not. I'm only a man flesh and bone.

You're going to have to work on that. Our podcast listening audience enjoys the comfort of repetition, the familiarity.

Indeed, indeed.

The rhythm of your intro.

Right there with them. Try it again. Just try it again. Just try it again.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, Manlter of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

I'm Sydney McRoy. That was just for you, wasn't it? I'm just not realizing.

I needed that to get in the right headspace. Justin, our listeners have questions.

Yes.

So many questions.

And we have a vacation coming up. It's just perfect for us.

No, we have answers to your question. You act like these are so easy for me to put together.

But here's a little, I'm going to peek behind the curtain for everyone listening.

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