Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, Emerald and Robins Guide in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

Thank you.

No, no, no, no, that's fine. It's fine, stop. It's fine, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm laughing on the outside. You know, paggoliacci, the clown, the sad clown. That's why he cried.

Because his wife got more applause than I'd, anyway, um, hi, welcome to Saubones, Emerald to Robins Guide Medicine.

I'm still Justin McElroy, that's the sadster. And we're here in California, more specifically San Jose, which, as I understand it, is near the Santa Cruz Mountains.

And that, my friends, that's why I come to drink.

I know what you're thinking. The J-Man normally drink horses neck, which is a brandy and ginger-yle, the little bit of bitters. And the answer is he used to.

And now, I'm a wine guy.

Folks, I'm here to tell you, this is my 87th glass of wine in my entire life.

It's really a very recent, recent, very recent, very recent. I mean, it's been a few months, but this is the 87th glass I've had to give you sort of a, you know, idea of how deep I am in the scene.

But, but here we are here in one country, San Cruz Mountains, mainly for a say with me.

Four different, four different.

It's peanut bar, cabernet, seven.

I'm a bare-knife, that's a boon.

You are?

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