Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Wow, I'm overpowering. I'm a small boss, so I'm just a macaroon. This is a marital purer of misguided medicine.

I'm Sydney, honey.

Yes, here.

What's wrong with you?

I'm feeling quite down because I feel like I've put on a lot of weight lately.

Oh, honey, I think you look great. I don't think you've put on any weight.

It's true. I have pounders showing the last week, but I really feel... I feel very hefty.

Did you put that weight on in your vocal cords?

No, this is Howard Hawks, Sydney because I'm a giant fat person.

Oh, this is Howard Hawks.

I don't know if we can do a whole show of you talking that way, honestly.

It's a great strain.

Could you jump up and do a few jumping jacks real quick or some push-ups?

Like the presidential fitness test. Could you do some pull-ups?

Did you hang on that bar for a while with your chin over it?

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