Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm in fine hoist today. I felt the room filled with that energy. I didn't realize.

My name is Jennifer. Do you want to finish the intro there?

I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy. I'm sorry. I'm Sydney McElroy. That's good. That's a good instrument. Is that what I should do?

Is it a good instrument? Do you like that better?

I'm surprised I'm in such good voice today because I'm in pretty dire straits. My lips are chapped.

Oh no, your lips are chapped.

Mr. Frost is coming around. That's calling me one thing. Santa's on his way, but also my lips are chapped.

Thank you for doing the show anyway. I mean, a star of such caliber I would assume wouldn't be willing to perform unless he's been in the show.

I mean, I'm willing to perform unless he was in tip top shape.

Sydney people rely on this and the least I could do is push through this incredible pain.

Do we not have an intern or someone to bring us some chapsick? Some lip balm?

Something. Some Vaseline perhaps?

Vaseline. That would work. Yeah. Chapsick or Vaseline would ever.

Whatever. Okay. Well, what is Vaseline?

I think Vaseline is a little goopy for my purposes.

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