Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, Marital Tirfmanz, Guy Adminis and I am your co-host Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy. It's a little too much sort of like Burfato for my name. I think I regret it.

It sounded a little more like a radio DJ.

Yeah, that's not me, folks. I'm just regular Justin. In fact, I'm less than regular Justin because I come to you today, hat in hand.

Like on behalf of my wife and the maximum fun network, it's Max.

Our lovely children.

Yeah, our lovely children who just just want to square meal three hots in a cut. No, this is a Max fun drive. It's an exciting time.

I don't feel humble. I'm thrilled because it is a time where we all get to come together as a network and with one voice, hold hands and say, hey, you give us money for this.

We've been on the Max fund network since we launched our show in 2000 and 13.

We're at 220 some episodes. That's five years.

Almost five years. I think in the summer, right? It'll be five years. I can't believe that.

Believe it or not. But Max fun drive is when you, if you're not familiar, it's when we ask our listeners if they are able to really join the maximum fun network.

Not just like listen, but really become a member. And by that, we mean pledging a certain amount of money that you can are able to comfortably donate each month.

We're going to talk about what you will get in exchange for these donations.

These thank you gifts. You're not really buying them.

We are paying for is the content that you've enjoyed. And it's way to say, hey, I like this being in the world.

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