Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones. I'm Ardol tour of Miss Guyed Medicine. I am your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

Hey Sydney.

Hey Justin, how you doing today?

I'm well, how are you?

I'm good, good thanks.

Hey, did you ever see the movie The Man in the Iron Mask?

Yeah, wow. It seems like you asked me that every day.

But as I've told you so many times before, indeed I have.

Yeah, there are the two questions I ask you every day. Do you miss Crystal Pepsi?

And have I seen Man in the Iron Mask?

And the answer to the first now is no, because it's back. The answer to the second is yes.

Yes.

I'll ask you again tomorrow and see if it changes.

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