Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's what's it out. We went through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macroth for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, Marital of Misguided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

They were about the same that time. Where?

What a thrill it is to be back here in Portland, Oregon.

I think our first show here was at the Aladdin Theater, which is a beautiful venue and it's alright and it's such a thrill to be here with all of you in this fine city.

I still remember sitting backstage at that theater holding a little baby Charlie, fast asleep.

I must name two guys, your show.

Yeah, all those great gags, everybody treasures. Back when they were good.

I used to like this guys.

She was just running up and down the hallways screaming her head off right before we came out here and we were like, please stop.

She's fine. She's happy. It was happy screaming.

Fine screaming. Please stop screaming.

If you hear her screaming, she's fine.

Yeah.

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