Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Some medicines, some medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Tyler McAroy.

I'm Sydney, it's my role. Formerly in, McAroy. You've got to quit with the middle names. It really throws me off.

I've been trying to introduce it to set myself apart. There's another Justin McAroy who's a reporter in Canada. Sometimes I get tweets from him about very disturbing murders in Vancouver.

It's a different shape, my brand. It was either this or JT McAroy.

You think the way to do that is by saying your middle name just in the intro to Saubones.

Yeah, it's like how Michael Fox and Michael J. Fox never get confused.

Who's Michael Fox?

That's not actually a real.

I know.

Do you know that his middle initial was initially A and he changed it because he didn't want people to say Michael's a Fox?

Why wouldn't you? I wish people would say it. Well, not Michael's. I mean, like my name Sydney, but my last name is a Fox.

I read that. It actually doesn't work for me. I'm going to go ahead and take that back because it in no way works for my name.

I read that about him in a fan book about how great him. How great him. How great he is. How great him was. Yeah, how great him be.

Just not great at talking today. Today. No. But Justin, I have a question for you. Yes.

Are you hungry for this week's episode?

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