Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello and welcome, buddy, and welcome to Saubones, a mayoral drew a miscadamist. I'm your co-host Justin Macaroy.

And I'm Sydney Macaroy.

Yes, yes, we all know we have something more important to discuss. My brother, not three minutes ago. Let me take you back.

We saw the whole thing.

Let me back up. Today, my family went to the Ruby sliver cafe. I did not. I went and took my daughter, my baby, back for an app.

Because I'm a hero. I ate a lamp-heated sandwich that I bought at a store. That's not important. I come downstairs and I ask, we're going to the aquarium.

I don't want to. But we have to because we go to the aquarium every time.

We go anywhere. Not because it's not great. He was just kind of tight.

We go to the aquarium every time because we have so many children and they delight in the fish. And I'm there and I think I don't want to do this, but I will.

And who is missing? My bearded brother. I ask, where is he? And friends, I'm here to tell you that despite what he just said, he was upstairs taking an app alone in a bed for two hours.

If you don't listen to the shmanners, he said at the end, or they haven't published that one. He said, he's not an important man.

I'm just, he lied to you and I'm so sorry to begin our evening that way. But my brother lied to you.

We're just really jealous because we haven't slept like that since 24 13 something like that.

13. Anyway, that's not why we're here at Folk's. We're going to talk about not just a dunk on traps.

Although, you know what, I could do 27 minutes of material dunking on traps. But no, we have something better to talk about Sydney. What is it?

Because we have gotten to go a lot of fun places since we've been here. And I had a specific destination in mind when I found out we were coming to New Orleans.

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