Hey everybody, I'm, uh, hi, uh, if you didn't know, I am Riley Smirral.

Uh, I am one of the co-hosts of Still Buffering, a sister's guy, Deteen's Thirty Ages, which

is a podcast I do with Taylor Smirral, my other sister and Sydney of Saabones.

Um, I really hope you all appreciate me being here tonight because I was just made aware

today that Jane the version season two is out on Netflix.

So I, uh, so I stopped watching that backstage and I paused it in my batteries real low.

So, uh, I'm just going to rush through all this business stuff, Justin told me to say, um,

no recording audio or video.

You can take pictures, but no flash photography.

Um, there will be posters on sale during intermission that are already signed in the lobby.

Uh, and I think that's it.

There is a limited number, that's what Travis just told me to say.

So, there's only a limited number of signed posters.

Um, so thank you all for coming and here is Saabones.

Saabones is a show about medical history and nothing the hosts say should be taken as

medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun.

Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it.

Just sit back, relax and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

All right, time is about to boost.

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