Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones.

Marl Turf, Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

Sydney, how you doing, buddy?

Not great, do you, ma'am. No. I've got a throat issue.

I told her, I said, we don't need to record your sick and she just said, I'm a professional Justin.

She shows everything to me.

If you're worried about Justin, I'm not contagious. I'm investigating the possibility that I have a genetic condition, but this is still under investigation.

Yeah, we've got to top people on it.

I'm also, I'm also, and many people in the medical profession will tell you this, whenever you find yourself ill, you go to one of two extremes.

Either you assume like, this is absolutely nothing and you ignore it and just keep working through it.

Or if it really is bothering you or it recurs or something, then you decide I must have something extremely rare.

Right.

And I must do lots of research to figure out this rare possibly fatal condition that I have and must be very alarmed about all the time.

I don't really think that I have anything fatal or rare, but anyway, I have a very, very sore throat.

I've numbed it up right now with various, various tinctures and potions.

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