Saabones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Some medicines, some medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saabones, a marital tour of Miss Guy to Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Macaroy.

And I'm Sydney Macaroy. Welcome home, sweetie. Thanks.

You're starting from work? No. Glad to see you.

A long day at the office. There was kind of something I wanted to talk to you about. Tell me anything.

Well, my way up, I noticed in the living room, there seems to be a new piece of art as it were.

Yes, yes, yes. What do you think?

Well, when, why? When? How did that happen? Where did it come from?

It's a, well, it is a professional portrait, a painted oil snatch.

Right, I noticed it was, it was, that's you, right? That is me. That is me.

Mostly you. Yes, I felt like we didn't have enough stately art around the house.

So I commissioned a portrait of myself to us, to hang in the home.

But now when you say us, let me just clarify, am I that small figure that you can kind of see in the doorway in the background of the painting?

The one looking at me adorningly, yes. Right. The one with eyes that seem to say my hero.

The one who appears to, I think, only be wearing an apron and high heels.

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