Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm going to quit burping or is that going to be the whole show?

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a mayor of Miss Guy in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Macaroy.

I'm Sydney Macaroy. So glad we were running tape on that one, Sid.

I just wanted to know if myself and our listeners were going to have to put up with that for the entire episode or was that just special for me right before the burping you.

Yes.

I'm terribly sorry about it. I am getting over a cold.

That has nothing to do. No, you had your allergies were bothering you yesterday and they're not today. You're knocking over a cold and that has nothing to do with burping.

I had a fever, ma'am.

You didn't.

I did. It was 100.5.

Okay, well you did then.

What's up? How do you didn't know what if it makes a fever?

Dr. Macaroy.

No, I didn't know that it got that hot. You checked your temperature like 40 times yesterday.

I could not keep track of every 40 if you're to chart it on a chart.

Oh, there's 40. One of them was above 100.4. It was 100.5.

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