Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm Madison, I'm Madison, the Estelle and Macau for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, Metal Tour of Miscited. I'm your co-host, Justin McRoy. I'm Sydney McRoy.

I'm getting excited. The high today is 70 and it's going to be in the 80's to the weekend. And you know what that means.

You're going to wear those shorts that I love.

I'm going to see those cute calves.

Can you see those get-away sticks?

I love those calves. I can't get enough of them.

It also means I'm going to get out to the pool, Sid.

Alright, I like that plan.

Then get my goggles on. I'm going to throw a change to the bottom pool and go get it. I'm going to work on my base tan.

No, I'm not going to let you do that part.

No, I'm not going to do that part.

But carry on, that's okay. We'll do other things.

Like all that stuff, Sid. I'm going to just swim around.

Well, you know, something else you could do.

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