Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's busted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones. A metal tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. I'm Justin McAroy. We already did that part.

Dang.

I was sitting down to come up with a topic for this week's episode. Sometimes I try to think like, what's timely, what's going on, what's happening, what holidays or events.

Talk what's new, what's now.

And as I was thinking about it, I was thinking what my first thought I had was what my dad's birthday is coming up.

And that's not really helpful for a medical history podcast necessarily.

Like the medical history of dads or dad's birthdays isn't really a thing.

Yeah, not a not a hot topic.

Hot topic. Now there would be a good one. The shirts. Is that the Joker? I love it.

I don't think that has anything on a hoodie.

That has nothing to do with my dad and or medical history podcast.

I don't know if this is an insight into the way my brain works that I should share or not.

But when I thought, well, what what has to do with my dad that would have to do with medical history.

I thought, oh, I wonder if paternity testing has an interesting history.

I don't doubt that my dad's my dad.

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